*I will post this here, where we dun have to deal with ads if we dun like, just so you will know of the trials and tribulations I suffer around the net. This pertains to Deadjournal.

I have put a request in to Deadjournal support about the feasibility of exchanging the Suicide Girls banner up at the top of this site [sometimes it is, anyway] for some other banner. I know the site runs on adverts and that I must have one, but I have several problems with this particular banner: A) It mentions suicide as if it were a great fashion trend. If you come from West Belfast, which has one of the highest suicide rates in the western world due to a decades long war, you dun make light of suicide. B) The girls featured on this garish banner are plug ugly. I’m sorry, but if I have to look at half-naked tattooed women with 3 times the necessary amount of lipstick and eye make-up plastered on their pouty wee faces and with their whole tops falling out of their blouses, I at least want them to be beautiful women and not looking like something the cat dragged in C) It’s a gaudy-coloured flash banner ffs, and it gives me the Pokemon syndrome. Can’t I just have some quiet google ads that just sit there and don’t moonwalk? That’s all I ask. Thank you.

Exhibit No. 1:

This is what you will end up looking like if you stick sharp pointy objects into your mouth where they have no fucking business being. When you are 40 and have older children, they will not want to introduce you to their friends because they will go away asking themselves what the hell is wrong with your mother’s lip – was it congenital or wat?

Exhibit No. 2:

This is another Suicide girl [the term girl is probably way off as I had a look at their site, and they remind me of aging 35 year olds who still want to act like high schoolers].This one here is the lucky recipient of a Karl Malden nose which she shows off to disadvantage by poking a metal ball through her face and puffing on a fecking fag. Can’t get much more attractive than that. Possibly this is why these girls are headed for the suicide lifestyle.

Alritey, I am done ranting for awhile.